The Lost drinking game

(Note: This applies for my current series progress, in which I'm currently halfway through season 4.)

Take a drink every time:

• Someone points a gun at someone
  
• Someone knocks someone unconscious
  
• The "whooshing" noise accompanies a flashback or flashforward
  
• The musical score blasts some dischordant trumpets for seemingly no reason
  
• You see a Dharma Initiative symbol
  
• Ben fucks someone over
  
• There's a development in the Jack-Juliet-Kate-Sawyer love quadrangle
  
• Locke does something to piss off everyone
  
• People "make a deal" based on someone's "word"
  
• Someone declines to explain something by saying it will make sense later
  
• Sawyer calls someone by a nickname
  
• A dead person appears
  
• Every time an episode doesn't start with a "Previously on Lost..."
  
• Someone tells a lie
  
• Hurley says "Dude"
  
• Desmond says "Aye"
  
• Ben gets hit
  
• A fistfight occurs and, magically, no one has hard feelings about it afterward
  
• An extra appears that has not ever appeared before and has never said a line
  
• A new Dharma station/hatch is visited
  
• Someone runs through the jungle
  
• It rains

That might be far too many criteria. If the game was followed, you'd be dead of alcohol poisoning within twenty minutes.